i had a dream today that i owned a baby elephant. and then i woke up :(

i had a dream today that i owned a baby elephant. and then i woke up :(

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i love standing on my tippy toes to kiss my boyfriend 

i love standing on my tippy toes to kiss my boyfriend 

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jmazzello:

#WHEN HE TELLS THE KID THE MASK WILL MAKE HIM STRONG IT’S LIKE ADULT ANDREW SAYING IT TO CHILD ANDREW #HIS DREAM CAME TRUE OH GOD OH GOD

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WHEN MY FRIEND CAN’T OPEN THE WINE BOTTLE

howdoiputthisgently:

LOLLL….except i can’t open it either

When people try to bribe me with pretzel m&m’s

adventuresinfratland:

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